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Melody - A Frog He Would A-Wooing Go

A

is for Arsehole all covered in shit,
Heigh-ho says Rowley,

B

is the Bugger who revels in it,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
Heigh-ho, says Anthony Rowley.

C

is for Cunt all dripping with piss,
Heigh-ho says Rowley,

D

is the Drunkard who gave it a kiss,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
Heigh-ho, says Anthony Rowley.

E

is the Eunuch with only one ball,
Heigh-ho says Rowley,

F

is the Fucker with no balls at all,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
Heigh-ho, says Anthony Rowley.

G

is for Goiter, Gonorrhea, and Gout,
Heigh-ho says Rowley,

H

is the Harlot who spreads it about,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
Heigh-ho, says Anthony Rowley.

I

is for Insertion, Injection, and Itch,
Heigh-ho says Rowley,

J

is the Jerk of a dog on a bitch,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
Heigh-ho, says Anthony Rowley.

K

is the Knight who thought fucking a bore,
Heigh-ho says Rowley,

L

is the Lesbian who came back for more,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
Heigh-ho, says Anthony Rowley.

M

is the Maidenhead all tattered and torn,
Heigh-ho says Rowley,

N

is the Noble who died on his horn,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
Heigh-ho, says Anthony Rowley.

O

is for Orifice all cunningly concealed,
Heigh-ho says Rowley,

P

is for Penis all pranged up and peeled,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
Heigh-ho, says Anthony Rowley.

Q

is the Quaker who shat in his hat,
Heigh-ho says Rowley,

R

is the Rajah who rogered the cat,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
Heigh-ho, says Anthony Rowley.

S

is the Shit-pot all filled to the brim,
Heigh-ho says Rowley,

T

are the Turds which are floating within,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
Heigh-ho, says Anthony Rowley.

U

is the Usher who taught us at school,
Heigh-ho says Rowley,

V

is the Virgin who played with his tool,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
Heigh-ho, says Anthony Rowley.

W

is the Whore who thought fucking a farce,
Heigh-ho says Rowley, And

X

Y

and

Z

you can shove up your arse!


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J

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K

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L

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M

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N

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O

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P

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Q

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R

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S

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T

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U

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* asterisked trail marks are only to be made by hares laying trail.


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