What Happens on the Hash ... (take 2)
What happens in the hash stays in the hash.
Since Booger seems to be spending more time blogging than writing rants, I'm writing this rant.
Ra, one of the half-mind editors, asked me to write a rant the other day. I'd been considering it, but came up blank.
Today I had an inspiration. Unfortunately the February rant was already submitted by Obeastiologist.
Have you seen the commercial where the guy's wife talks him into having a psychic reading during a trip to Vegas?
Obviously the psychic sees something that the man doesn't want his wife to know and they have a stare off.
Luckily the psychic doesn't give away his secret(s).
However, in this day of high tech communications, your secrets may not be staying in the hash.
I know that there was already a rant entitled “what goes on in the hash stays in the hash”.
But that was before the days ofyoutube.com and myspace.com .
I decided to do a few searches. I was amazed by the number of hash related video files on youtube.com .
Many of them done during circle, others were actually recorded on trail.
Best of all were the ones of hash songs. Do a youtube search on “hello penis my old friend” or
on “I used to work in Chicago”. They are both out there.
Of course nerd names weren't used, but faces are plainly visible.
Doesn't this go against the platitude of “What happens in the hash stays in the hash”?
Next I decided to see what other hash antics were out there.
There's some video of a red dress run where they played dizzy bat.
It was entertaining to say the least. The next search was for “Butt Chug”.
I didn't find any hashers butt chugging, but several fraternity folks had video of guys placing the hose end of a beer
bong up their ass and actually sucking the beer into their rear. Who knew?
It's not 1984, but members of your hash may be recording embarrassing images or voice recordings
of you on camcorders, cell phones, digital cameras, or micro-recorders.
George Orwell may have gotten the year wrong by a couple of decades,
but you are being watched. Hopefully the folks cruising the web aren't your tight ass boss or
some other person that you would rather not have knowledge of your personal activities.
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Now that I'm done ranting, we need photos for the half-mind filmstrip. Contact Smoking_Wiener@hotmail.com for submission details.
On On, Smoking Wiener
On-On!
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