Patron Taint of The Willing Tongue

Chicago Full Moon H3- 2009?: My first Hash. Horn-E was the hare. ~10 hashers. Thru park w/ chickens & deer. LI Lunatics - E. Rockaway -2013; ~20 hashers Drawn Johnson got named. Toronto - Hogtown H3 - Feb. 2014-19 degrees, ~ 12 hashers, 2 easy runs thru downtown. Saw touristy attractions,had a great time after Hogans Run at the bar w/ the SKA Band. Got Loopy LI Lunatics - Oyster Bay; Apr. '14 - Ate like Kings @ the On After, pizza, wings, oysters, Yukon Jack, homemade beer & grain alcohol. Won a prize cow. Phoenix - May '14, 86 degrees, 6 miles with boob checks, motorboats, Canuck the Fuck got named, but little drinking after. Wichita - Tornado Alley- May '14: Arrived late and navigated on my own for the first time and found group at the 1st beer stop, slow run but they sang numerous songs at the On after, fun group. Dallas: June '14: minimally marked trail thru construction zone, bridge. Fun on after @ good, cheap BBQ joint. ~30 people. FT. Worth: June '14; thru both Confederate & Lee Harvey Oswald (next to Nick Beef) cemeteries, Lake Arlington, moving train. Queens Blk Knights: Aug. '14; from Queens Blvd. thru beautiful Forest Hills, bridal path, no singing. LIL-Sept. '14 - Great Neck - rain washed out trail marks. Rode the shopping cart thru Kensington. NYC RDR - Sept '14 50th St. & 10th Ave. up to Columbus CircleThru Central Park, down Bwy to Times Square. ~ 50 people in red, I in pink LIL - Oct '14 - Amityville Horror to Toomeys, was flooded b/c of rain. 1foot of water in the streets. Dressed like a Zombie, no one else did. Very disappointing LIL Jan '15 Mineola - Williston Park. Named "Patron Taint of The Willing Tongue" because I stopped for mass in Williston Park during run. Rained the whole run. I was beer bitch. LIL Mar. '15 - Long Beach - Island Park - ocean - shit hole bar on Bwy. I was beer bitch. POHO H3 March '15- Richmond, VA. Lots of shiggy and On After w/ the Heedbos & Cocktroller LIL Apr. '15- Oakdale past Dowling NOSE - NJ- Apr. '15 thru county park near Short Hills. Dark, rocky, muddy. 10 hashers, little singing & 1 down down. Anal lick it all -FRB Hogans- Toronto - Apr '15 short run around bars near Broadview station. Good band in the bar after. TWAT - Toronto - May '15 Very slow and short run from Queen St down to lake and back. 10 hashers: 3 women, 7 men, very few down downs and songs. LIL - June '15- Floral Park thru Friends Academy grounds, ended with the crazy Latina. princess Diana. NOSE- Aug'15- Home Depot in Fairfield thru Essex Park, all shiggy to restaurant.~12 hashers. NYC - summer 15-Red Dress Run-downtown Seaport, around Battery Park LIL - Aug '15 , My virgin lay. Hared trail from Bellmore RR to Wantagh Park beach and had ON In at my house & pool for about 20 hashers. Queens Blk Knights. Sept. 11 '15- Flushing thru Worlds Fair grounds and past tennis stadium where Serena Williams lost in US Open that day. Bar in Elmhurst with few accusations or songs. LIL - Fall '15 Lynbrook? Small pack~8 hashers Music City, TN - Just met at bar near Vanderbilt for food & drinks, boringexcept for girl in military. LIL - Feb 16- Hicksville Smashburger- thru IKEA and went to Bounce for an Hour of trampolining. On after at the Inn Between in Syosset. 37 hashers. Philly - Mar. 16? ~25 hashers Thru downtown wearing sport team shirts. LIL - Apr. 16 Spring Training - Hared from Porkeys Pub @ Mass LIRR up Bwy to dance studio, around lake and to front street pub for All-American. LIL - Jun 16 Pool Party - Hared from Correys @ Wantagh LIRR around to Forest Lake to Middle school and south to my house for swimming and fire. Jul 16 New Amsterdam - start in Queens Blvd. around the park and back. Small group of 10 hashers. Aug. 16 Waukesha WI, Red Dress Run Horn E was there with 70 others. Played games in field spinning around a bat 10 times and then couldn't run straight. Funniest game ever! Aug 16 Puget Sound WA. - Men's only hash near Bruce Lee,s grave. Got shirt , socks and hares wife made great Thai food. Sept 16 - Hurricane Hash in West Palm Beach, FL. Australian rules with every mark was a check. I got lost on trail in church parking lot but got back to On After. Signed hash flag at bar in Lantana? Sept 16- Pirate hash in Ft. lauderdale. 90+ degrees but 70 people dressed like Pirates. Went through most bars along beach and ended back at the Galleria mall. Met hare from Massapequa and danced to hip hop after a lot of dark rum. Everyone was trashed. Met people on the beach after and danced on the sidewalk. Great Fun Oct 16- LIL Halloween in Amityville. 35 Hashers in costume. I was Jimi Hendrix and played the guitar at the beer check at someone's house then ended at Carneys on 110 and met local sisters to party with. Had fun talking all night in LIRR parking lot . Nov16- LIL Mineola. Patty dropped me off. 13 Hashers around Winthrop hospital into Franklin Square. Patty picked me up but couldn't find the bar. Mistake. Dec 16- LI Ronkonkoma Thru the freezing snow around MacArthur to a craft brewery in a industrial area (Spider) Dec. 16- LA,CA ran around the area near Warner Bros. studio. Beautiful homes well decorated for Christmas. Drank eggnog on trail and safety after for a patch. Dec. 16- Oahu,HI. Met the pack for aWed. Nite social near Hooters. Went for Ramen after and gave leftovers to homeless person. Ran Thursday in Kalie? With one other Hasher and the hare and had beers at Whole Foods. Disappointing. Ran trail Saturday with about 50 Hashers thru the mountains and pouring rain. Crazy shiggy and mud. Then met up in Honolulu for the Santa-con. Bar hopped with a couple people and Got quite drunk. Jan 17- LIL Greenvale during snowstorm ran thru NC Museum of art property, along 25A and ended eating tons of penne ala vodka. Jan 17- polar beer run in Coney Island. 40 hashers. What a dump CI is. Yes I dove in the ocean. 39 degrees it was chilly!! Luckily no wind and hot alcohol. Almost had an altercation with a disgruntled black guy at the bar but his friends pulled him outside bc he was being an instigator. Even his girlfriend yelled at him. Feb 17- LIL in Oyster Bay Brewing Co. Ran thru hills of N. shore and beach ending at dive bar. A few girls from Skull & Boners put on a good show for all. Singing great songs e.g. "Downtown" Playing games around the tables, giving dances and showing off. Spent all night listening to a local women talk about Billy Joel, John Gotti Jr. her car and the bar owner. She was both Boring and excited! March LIL. I hared in Bethpage started at Susans Pub thru Bethpage Park and back to Susans. Apr. 17 Sea Cliff to a brewery. May LIL Start in Floral Park ended at Belmont for Kentucky Derby day. May17 Montreal 375th Birthday celebration started and ended at a women's apt downtown. Then went to old Montreal to see the Pont Champlain bridge illuminated. June 17 LIL I hared starting at Correys Ale House in Wantagh Trail thru Cedar Creek and to my house for a pool party and BBQ. Jul 17 SeaMon- Seattle started near a field, played a game of shaking a can of beer and banging on your head till it cracked. Hashed the hills and was lost on trail in a residential neighborhood. Someone took a city bike for a short ride then carried up the steps of a hill. 2 bars for the on-after. Didn't get home till late Jul 17 NASS - Plandome LIRR to Lemmons Pub in Port Washington. 10 hashers, lots of hills, sweat. Jul 17 LIL- RVC - Ended at Amoebas apt for BBQ. Aug 17 LIL- Lynbrook - Ended at Cptn. Hookers house Aug 17 NYC - Red Dress Run Sept 17 LIL- Valley Stream Oct 17 LIL - Amityville Horror Ended at Carneys Nov 17 LIL - Great Neck only 6-7 hashers, views of NYC bridges Dec 17 LIL #69 in Montauk Friday nite pub crawl, Sat trail around lighthouse, Sun. Beach walk. Jan 17- Coney Island Polar Bear Hash and ocean dip. 25 degree air temp and 42 degree water, felt refreshing, Girl at bar wanted to commit suicide by jumping off pier because she had been raped. Told her she already endured the worst thing life will probably throw at her and survived so she should feel strong for getting though that and enjoy hereafter. She cried in agreement.