Peter Beater Ant Feeder

I started Hashing in Oahu Hawaii in 2016 when a Rosie Rivets Herself and Electric Discharge invited us to the Hash. From 2016-2019 my wife, Taco Tuesday and I only made it to 25 trails, but from 2024-2026 we have well over 100 trails under our belt with Aloha. I traveled to San Diego for work where I went to North County on Saturday and San Diego and Humpin on Sunday and met some incredible people and was stand-in Song Meister (somehow?). Fun memories: (Co)Hared 11 trails in a row in 2025; Scouted a wild Berserk Trail (RIP Berserk Burke from Agana) that was about 15 miles of nuts.. Even though I cut it a few miles shorter than what I wanted. Had 1 finisher - Shout-out to Hello Shaved Kitty - and honorary shout-out to Digging for Love. About Me: When it comes to Hashing, I am a purist. Super Eagle is the only option - all Traditions are mandatory. I drink out of shoes, I do my down downs and invert my vessel, yes my vessel over my head - WHO SAID HEAD?! Centurions pour from the kegs and the Hash Shit is ALWAYS on trail! Every trail is a S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L, even the ones I love most. Definitely a solo act outcast. Extroverted introvert with anxiety and some "neuro-divergence" as the kids say. I help the awkward folk feel normal and the ugly folk feel handsome. ;P I'd offer you the shirt off my back, but it's probably covered in mud and sweat. Met Hazukashi several times throughout my life randomly, and as he was the Founder of Aloha H3, all well before I knew who he was. Shared a beer with him as my invited Delta Skylounge Guest in an airport. Neat! Dr. Teenee Weenee sends his regards.

Scouting the 2026 Aloha H3 Berserk Trail. 15 miles of pure hashing.